I offer three levels of readings.
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$10
The Answer
When you just need to know right now.
Sometimes the universe won’t stop whispering and you’d like it to either speak plainly or hush entirely. The Answer is your quick telegram from the unseen.
Perfect for when you’ve given yourself decision paralysis or just need to feel like someone, somewhere, is steering the wheel.
(Hint: It’s me.)
$50
The Prophecy
Tell me your worries.
This is a proper sit-down reading — the kind where I spread the cards, sigh dramatically, and give your situation the attention it deserves. Whether it’s love, work, or general existential flailing, I’ll dig deep into what the cards are trying to say, ask a few questions of my own, and write you something thoughtful, honest, and maybe a touch uncanny.
It’s the modern-day equivalent of receiving a long letter from your favorite eccentric aunt who occasionally channels the dead.
$75
The Séance
Because sometimes you just want a little bit of added drama…
And you know I’m willing to provide it.
This is The Prophecy, only with added drama, a costume change, and a close-captioned video performance of your reading, delivered in true spiritualist-parlor style.
Actual outfit and makeup depend on the vibes I get from your cards.
(And how much caffeine I’ve had).
It’s your very own personalized séance! Equal parts sincere, spooky, and slightly ridiculous, and it’s all yours to keep, rewatch, and show your friends who “don’t believe in that sort of thing.”